Joan Collins
Nude

The only sight more famous and lasting than the big, round, rolling eyes of television’s most instantly recognizable minx — Dynasty‘s Joan Collins — is her big, round, rolling bust line. Born in London, England, Joan took to the stage when she was just a little girl. Once the lovely Joan was all grown up, she took to showing off her womanly ass-ets. Joan has been ravishing in the raw since her fully nude butt sauntered in front of the lenses of L’Amore breve (1969), a picture that also benefited from the lovely star pinching her own plump nipples and pulling a sheer-black stocking top up to within a sniff of her haughty muff. The lasting magic of Joan’s appeal is a facial insouciance that seems to be always communicating that she’s ready for a go or has just finished with one. While indulging in the wiles of that provocative face, don’t overlook the wonders of the body below, amply displayed in celluloid classics ranging from Playing the Field (1974) to The Stud (1978). Dame Joan’s defining role, according to most who love her singular appeal, would be in The Bitch (1979), a film that includes sex scenes, boob shots, and a bathing shot that will make you feel like you need a cold shower! Joan is still a Hollywood darling, appearing in episodes of Rules of Engagement (2010), Happily Divorced (2012), American Horror Story: Apocalypse (2018) and Hawaii Five-O (2019). We’re glad she’s keeping it up, but we’re Joan-sing for her to strip down again!